31 Ways To Get Noticed As A Small Business (Good and Bad)

1) Catchy radio tunes that are often sworn about
2) Flashy signs that blind your customer
3) Being right next to a bar
4) Being right next to a gas station the morning after the bar night
5) Having a flashy uniform
6) Being known as the most fun area to be around
7) Bright flashy paint on windows
8) Be listed in the coupon book
9) Having employees who smile all the time
10) Having employees who are always unhappy
11) Being known as the area garbage men want to avoid
12) Having a pristine and spotless store
13) Being a college kid hang-out
14) Having ungodly long late-night hours
15) Being remembered as the best food right before you hit the can
16) Being feared for your ability to mess up orders
17) Working at a place where the supervisor is feared by customers
18) Working at a place where people come and haggle
19) Being known as the place to take care of customers
20) Being known as the place to hate customers
21) Having employees appear to be squeaky clean
22) Having a place where popular opinion of employees is that they are scumbags
23) Having a place where police visit often (not in a good way)
24) Being the place where all the townies hang out
25) Being the place where there are mostly wheelchairs and walkers
26) Being the place which is impossible for handicapped people to move around
27) Being the place with elevator music playing
28) Being the place where country music is playing
29) Being the place where there are a bunch of pick-up trucks parked
30) Being the place with a parking lot full of mini-vans
31) Being the place with sports cars in the parking lot